The Bardouille Collection · Drawer 3 · Official records
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Cat. no. MB-0003 · Curriculum vitae, abridged but honest

The Responsible Version

Everything a recruiter needs, nothing a committee would strike.

Formatted to APA 7th edition where convenient.1

  1. Convenience occurred less often than anticipated.
  2. Marginal annotations are by Reviewer 2, who was not asked, but showed up anyway.

§ 1 · Read this one first

Abstract

[REPLACE-ME — One clear paragraph: what you do, what you're good at, and what you're looking for (or not looking for). Aim for the tone of an actual abstract: confident, specific, and containing no adjective you couldn't defend under questioning.]

tighten. — R2

§ 2 · Peer-reviewed by employers

Work Experience

[Job Title]

[Organization] · [City] · [Start] – [End or Present]

  • [What you did, with a number in it if you have one.]
  • [What changed because you were there.]

[Earlier Job Title]

[Organization] · [City] · [Start] – [End]

  • [Achievement. Past tense. No "responsible for."]

§ 3 · Citations available

Education

[Degree], [Field]

[Institution] · [Year]

  • Thesis: [Title]. Yes, the playlist one.

§ 4 · Grouped by use, not by keyword density

Skills

Data & analysis

  • [e.g. statistical analysis]
  • [e.g. data visualization]
  • [e.g. survey design]

Languages

  • [e.g. Python]
  • [e.g. R]
  • [e.g. SQL]

Tools

  • [e.g. Git]
  • [e.g. Tableau]
  • [e.g. Excel, admitted without shame]
the Excel claim checks out — R2

§ 5 · Things with my name on them (verified)

Publications, Talks & Press

Publications, talks, and press credits
Title Venue Date Link
[Thesis title — the playlist one] [Institution / defense] [Year] [link]
[Talk or article title] [Conference / publication] [Date] [link]
[Press mention] [Outlet] [Date] [link]
needs more self-citation — R2

§ 6 · Appendix

Other Things With My Name On Them

  • [Side project, zine, workshop, committee, community thing]
  • [Another one — the odd ones make the best interview questions]

§ 7 · Author note

Contact

Correspondence concerning this website should be addressed to:

hello@example.com

Response times follow academic norms1 — faster if the subject line is interesting.

  1. References available upon reasonable request (n = 3; all favorable).
responds faster than advertised — anon.