Cat. no. MB-0001 · Filed under: People, generally reliable
Bardouille, Mhea
A person who once turned a Spotify playlist into a thesis paper1 and has not been the same since.2 true story — ed.
current status: writing, allegedly
- Successfully defended. The committee had questions; the playlist had answers.
- Longitudinal follow-up ongoing. Results forthcoming.
Pick a card. This is a filing system, not a metaphor.3 3. It is at least 40% metaphor. or press 1 2 3 — the drawers respond
Acc. no. 001 · For the time-constrained reader
got two minutes?
An executive summary, in card form.
Three links. Zero commitment. The abstract of the abstract.
Acc. no. 002 · See also: everything
procrastinating?
(same, no judgement)
The full project catalog: everything I built instead of the thing I was supposed to be doing at the time.
→ open the catalogAcc. no. 003 · Certified serious
a recruiter?
(or want to work with me)
The responsible version of this website. One clear paragraph. Real dates. A table, even.
→ proceed responsibly